10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion