10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]