10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker