10 Random Poker Quotes

You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery