10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --