10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow