10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com