10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln