10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Never educate a stupid poker player.