10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion