10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.