10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.