10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it