10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.