10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- im going to 2 out you to death