10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fold and live to fold again
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.