10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."