10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is