10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.