10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln