10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from