10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.