10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."