10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"