10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.