10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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