10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Why not, when some because there are three.