10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus