10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"