10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.