10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Fold and live to fold again
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!