10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson