10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22