10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers