10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright