10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)