10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword