10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)