10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.