10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet