10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."