10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?