10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.