10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs