10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.