10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)