10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."