10 Random Poker Quotes
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- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)