10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.