10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?